miércoles, julio 30, 2008

El Jinecho

Jinecho entró en sexto grado al colegio Montessori. Venía corrido de varias escuelas para niños problema. Todos teníamos 11 y Jinecho acababa de cumplir los 13, pero no le daba pena estar tan verdolagón y seguir en el sexto año escolar.
No se llamaba Jinecho, así le decíamos porque estaba bien alto y en la caricatura de los Superamigos había un indio -o apache- que tenía como superpoder hacerse gigante gritando la palabra “¡Ji- ne- chooo!”.

Jinecho era el más burro de la clase y la maestra se la pasaba regañándolo. Me acuerdo que una vez, en vez de decirle Roberto, su nombre verdadero, le gritó: “¡Ya guarda silencio, Jinecho!”. Todos echamos a reír; hasta la maestra Celia.

Jinecho siempre nos defendía de los abusivos de la secundaria que nos tiraban agua o nos hacían calzón chino en el patio. Era muy buena onda y muy leal. Los de la secundaria lo respetaban y, cuando yo o alguno de mis amigos caminábamos a su lado, nos sentíamos tan altos y temidos como él.

Cuando entramos a segundo de secundaria y Jinecho cumplió los 15, su papá le regaló un Jeep azul descapotable. Era el único alumno de toda la escuela que tenía coche. Es más: su carro estaba más bonito que el del director y el de la esposa del director. Darle carro a un chamaco de esa edad era sinónimo de que sus papás no lo querían o no le prestaban atención o le estaban haciendo un daño. Bueno, al menos eso decían mis padres, que me tenían prohibidísimo subirme al Jinechomóvil. Creo que una vez desobedecí esa regla y me vieron montado en el asiento trasero, situación que me hizo terminar con las nalgas cintareadas aún y a mis 13 añotes.

Al finalizar el curso escolar, Jinecho no pasó de grado y lo sacaron del Montessori (en realidad lo corrieron) para inscribirlo en otra secundaria donde los maestros fueran más fáciles de sobornar. Cuando llegué a casa y comenté que la mamá de Jinecho nos había invitado a todos los amigos de su hijo a comer a Liverpool y a jugar a las maquinitas al día siguiente, mis padres me negaron el permiso argumentando que “nunca les había gustado ese muchachito como mi amigo” y que les parecía “una muy mala influencia”.

El viernes todos los del salón llegaron al Montessori platicando lo bien que se la habían pasado. Dijeron que la mamá de Jinecho les había regalado 30 fichas a cada uno para jugar en las maquinitas. Treinta fichas para mí era un sueño imposible; a lo mucho, y después de rogar y demostrar que me portaba bien y sacaba buenas calificaciones, mi padre me daba para comprar siete. “Es pura violencia y tiradera de dinero esas maquinitas”, decía.
Todo el día en la escuela escuché embelezado las anécdotas de mis compañeros, que hasta jugaron en las maquinitas que se les echaba de a tres monedas.

Ese fin de semana me ofrecí para hacer mandados y labores domésticas, a ver si mi cuota de fichas para jugar maquinitas aumentaba de perdido a 15, pero mi papá dijo que esas labores eran mi obligación y lo que hacía lo hacía por mi bien.
De Jinecho nunca más volví a saber, desde la última vez que, ya corrido del Montessori, llegó en su Jeep y se brincó al patio para saludarnos, para después ser echado casi a patadas por el mamón del director.

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Anónimo dijo...

Y ya googleaste a Jinecho? tal vez es el asesor de imagen de Felipe, o el doctor gastronómico de Agustín, puede que sea diputado o Gerente General de Liverpool, uno nunca sabe.

Sascha! dijo...

Si... yo concuerdo con el anónimo,,, igual y tu amigo ahora es todo un gran diputado o algún tipo de genio...

pero es bueno no perder contacto, después de todo, era un buen muchacho.

Lacho dijo...

simón mi gufo si no es un gran empresario, segurito que es un narco, lo cual se parece mucho, pero sin pagar impuestos. chingale mis jefes eran igual de mamucos. saludos!

Jorge Luis dijo...

Ahora, con el paso del tiempo, de seguro les has de dar la razón a tus padres, que con su buena crianza te formaron como hombre de bien y evitaron que acabaras como el Jinecho, de asesor de Fecal, gerente de Liverpool o narco.

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Haaa(suspiro) quien no ha tenido compas como el Jinecho? con menos o mas caracteristicas, pero casi siempre terminan trabajando para el papá o para ellos mismos (por su evidente falta de respeto a la autorida'), o de plano se tiran a la milonga y se vuelven patas de perro.

Anónimo dijo...

Jaja. Deberías de escribir alguna anécdota de mi primo Ricardo cuando estuvieron en el Montesori.

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simon, pa que quieres esos miles de pesos que debe estar ganado ese jinecho namas por ser hijo/recomendado de alguien... trabajando de asesor de algo, de director de esta empresa o aquella, de dueño de donde trabajas ahora... nah, pa que?

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acaso no fue el auto donde te trepaste a una vuelta a la cuadra, te vio tu jefe y te partio tu mandarina en gajitos?? Je je

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Soy yo, el Jinecho, no pensé que te acordaras de mí, me dá mucho gusto saber que estás bien, un amigo me pasó la direcci´´on de tu blog por que me dijo que hablabas de mi y yo no le creía. Yo estoy muy bien también gracias a Dios, estoy trabajando en el negocio familiar y tengo un novio que quiero mucho se llama Horacio y es de ciudad Valles, te va a caer muy bien.... a qué dijo? perdón si hice que mojaras el canelo, nomás se me hizo que estaría chido que algo así sucediera. Por cierto, estuvo conmadre el de las cucarachas. Dónde consigo las demás pinches cómics??? saludos!!! bringass

Malhechecito dijo...

Yo creo que los papas casi siempre saben que es mejor para uno, yo tengo primos que no pasaron necesidad y son unos vale madres, (pero si como me va?) ja ja ja, este post me gusto un chingo. Mr. Guffo, usted siempre con sus buenas anecdotas.
Un saludo

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Hayyy que linda historia...ya se soy bien cursilona pero ese Jinecho seria padre que apareciera.

Saludos Guffo Dios me lo bendiga siempre

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Era como Demian, pero en region 4 y desmadroso.

Chido mi Guffo.

Anónimo dijo...

Pues no que los colegios Montessori son humanistas, los niños son chingones y no son tontos, y bla bla bla y la verga...que mal pedo la maestra, es la culpable de que Jinecho sea narco-empresario jeje!

Uffor dijo...

Pues podria ser todo lo fresa y huevon, pero , que tal te caia a ti... ?

Ya es percepcion de cada uno, yo odio a los fresas, pero tengo un amigo fresa que me cae a tpda madre


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(¬¬) dijo...

seria interesante saber que fue del jinecho ese...
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caricaturista??

digo, con todo respeto...

Saludos mi estimado!!

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Caray, un mejor cierre se merecía ese relato. Es más, mejor hubiera sido una pausa y terminarlo con El Jinecho II. Aipalotra.—MAAG

Guffo Caballero dijo...

Y del Jinecho nunca más volví a saber. Mi madre alguna vez me dijo que llevó al perrito de su familia a la clínica veterinaria de mi padre y me mandaba saludos, pero no más, snif.

Anónimo dijo...

yo quiero saber, es cierto que se murio francisco el director de el montessori???

Anónimo dijo...

yo quiero saber, es cierto que se murio francisco el director de el montessori???

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Lo que pasa es que era un Niño Indigo incomprendido, actualmente quizas es tu inspiracion para el capitan Cooltura, saludos, chida anecdota!

Ahuehuete dijo...

Que divertido!!! y eso que yo solo tuve sexo con la directora y mi maestra

Anónimo dijo...

Achis! Secundaria de Montessori??? Eso no lo habia oido para que veas jeje

Amenos que solo fue en primaria eso =P

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Percibo que en el afan de tus padres por educarte con excelencia y hacerte un "hombre de bien", te crearon muchas inseguridades y traumas que a la fecha no superas. Jinecho sería lo que hayan querido, pero apuesto que er más feliz y libre que tú, que t sentías siempre oprimido por el peso de "tener que estar bien con mias padres para que aprobaran o desaprobaran lo que hacías". ¿Ques eso de andarle dando de cinturonazos a un adolescente de 13años?
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Anónimo dijo...

Sí, pancho el del Montessori murió.

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